THEY FUCKED UP ZARTAN!!!!! ETA:  I have been informed that Zartan does not look like the orange-haired green nightmare below.  Unfortunately, I can’t find ANY other pictures of him from the film.  From the moment I heard about this project all I could think was, “It’s gonna have Zartan, and he’s gonna be played by… Read More Geek Girls Rule! #99 – Why I Won’t Be Seeing the GI Joe movie. Ever.